Shakerules Diaries

Miss, I don’t deny that I find you beautiful, but why do you have to be so masungit and suplada; giving me that look that says “yuck”! or “kadiri“? Is it just to let me know that I’m not your type? Is it to deter me because you fear that I might get fresh with you and eventually ask you for your name and phone number? Well, if it’d make you feel better, don’t worry about it ‘coz I’m not that kind of guy. ‘Di ako manyak at ‘di makapal ang mukha ko. In fact, duwag nga ako e, mahina… sabi nga ng ibang taong nakakilala na sa akin, torpe ako. Kaya wala ka dapat ikatakot o ikabahala. I have no intention of getting intimate with you, although I admit that it did cross my mind since I cant deny that I do find you physically attractive.

Pero ba’t mo nga ba kailangan maging ganyan kung gusto mo lang naman ipahatid na ‘di ka interesado sa akin at ‘di mo ‘ko type? Gawin mo na lang ‘yan sa mga lalaking makakapal ang mukha at nagpapa-cute. Kawawa naman yung mga lalaking tulad ko e. Wala namang ginagawa sa ‘yong masama. Its not like I did something to deserve such rude and snobbish treatment.

Marami na akong na-encounter na babaeng tulad mo. At ilang beses ko na rin silang pinagmumura sa isipan ko whenever they give me that look na kala mo kung sino nang napakaganda. Minsan nga, I just try to imagine that you and your ilk are being treated like the slut that you truly are (a pokpok). I just tell myself that someday you’ll get what you deserve. What goes around comes around, as they say. Sigh, if only I can be certain that there is such a thing as karma.

Ok fine, my gahd, you’re so freaking beautiful na! But that’s no reason for you to look down on me and treat me like that (i.e. tarayan, sungitan). Did I do something wrong? May ginawa ba ako sayong masama? ‘Ni hindi mo nga ako kilala e. Napakaraming babaeng tulad mo. Lahat ata ng ganda napunta na sa itsura at wala nang natira sa personality o attitude. Sayang, nakapanghihinayang talaga. Napapamura talaga ako tuwing nakakatagpo ako ng mga babaeng tulad mo. Sobra yata ang puri na binigay sa ‘yo simula nung bata ka pa and that’s why you’ve grown to be such a huge bitch with an enormous ego. Napakalaki ng ulo mo, sus, grabe! You’re that new definition of mayabang. You don’t call yourself beautiful anymore but instead you just call others ugly.

Nakaka-bad trip ka! Kala mo kung sino ka na, palibhasa nahalata mo na na may taglay kang kagandahan dahil ilang lalaki na rin ang nagpakita at nagparamdam na may gusto sila sa ‘yo. I sometimes wish that the guys that you’ll be going out with would either take advantage of you and/or dump you in the end because of that ugly personality of yours. Sana when that time comes,  it’d be in a public place where your true ugly self will be exposed for everyone to see. So then everybody will hate you and you’ll be a social outcast. But who am I kidding? Life isn’t that fair. So I guess all I can say is “Lucky you, you fucking byotch!” and “Napakaswerte mo talaga, puta ka!”.