Favorite Joke Punchlines
Here are some of my favorite punchlines for jokes. It’s up to you to figure out the joke!
- No Soap…..Radio
- Two obese Pattys, Special Ross, Lester cheats picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus!
- I was talking to the duck.
- Super-calloused, fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis!!
- It’s a knick-knack Paddywack! Give the frog a loan!
- Oppornockity only tunes once!
- He should have quit while he was a head.
- It’s not very good….but it’s filling.
- One good tern deserves another.
- Bred any good rooks lately?
- To get to the other side
- To get to the Shell station
- Because 7 8 9.
- Because he was stapled to the chicken.
- The plums are coming! He was color blind.
- To stamp out fires.
- To stamp out flaming ducks.
- To keep their pants up.
- HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA thud.
- Do you have anything to stop this coffin?
- Give me a chapstick and put it on my bill.
- Why the long face?
- I don’t even know her.
- He was looking for Pooh.
- For the halibut.
- The turky is fowl.
- Can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
- One for me and one for the road.
- A Benny shaved is a Benny urned.
- People in grass houses shouldn’t stow thrones.
- You left your Injun running.
- Never leave a tern unstoned.
- He’s the furry with the syringe on top.
- It’s a long way to tip a Rarie.
- He was the first person to wire a head for a reservation.
- Pardon me, Roy! Is that the cat who ate your new shoes?
Punchlines
Have you ever been in a situation that was prime for telling a joke? You know you just heard a funny one but can’t remember it! It’s a terrible thing. This free punchlines is your solution! haha!
I still remember my dad pulling out his wallet and reviewing the joke punchlines that he kept. He knew, as I do know, that the punchline is what is important. You can always make up the joke to go along with it!